12.02.2009

Emoticons, Peer Pressure and the Environment

I vaguely remember my younger brother's potty training days. What do I remember most? Smiley face stickers. Smiley face stickers in a rainbow of colors. He would get stickers whenever he would use the potty instead of his pull ups or training pants (tangent: I've finally realized why the British use of the word "trainers" for what Americans call "sneakers" has always struck me as slightly odd).

Emoticons in the form of stickers were a large part of many people's childhoods. The Mr.Ick face stickers made it very apparent that we shouldn't drink Drano. A smiley face on homework meant we did a great job. Two smiley faces or a smiley face with a huge smile on a test? Wow, you are awesome. A winky face sticker from a third grade crush was liable to make any elementary age girl cover a whole notebook with hearts and different ways to sign Mrs.(insert future married name here).

So, we have been conditioned to rely on these simple nose-less miniature caricatures of human emotion. The smiley face wasn't unveiled until 1964, with its height of popularity of smiley pins peaking a few years later (furthermore, it wasn't really invented by Forrest Gump...pity). I can only assume that stickers came some years after the pins, thus making the ubiquitous smiley face sticker perfect for the generation X- and Y-ers. It is only natural that we feel so familiar with the little guy (or gal...). Furthermore, we link the presence of a smiley face to a feeling of elation, success and "I am totally better than the people who didn't get smiley faces." Likewise, a sad or frowney face encourages repulsion or encouragement to do better next time.

You must be asking now, "How the heck does this relate to the environment?" Well, I just read this Grist article which links human behavior, smileys and energy consumption. It reveals the tactics that some companies have used to help reduce energy consumption amongst individuals and their households.

We've all seen those little cards in hotel bathrooms that say something along the lines of "Re-use your towel! Save the planet!" Interestingly, these cards encourage only 33% of hotel patrons to re-use towels. When hotels decided to lie a little bit and tell the customers, "Re-use your towel! 75% of our patrons do, and you should too!" the numbers rose to 50% of people re-using towels (all of this is from the Grist article). As the article states, "People want to do basically what People Like Them do." It's so simple and so true. To get people to change their ways, convince them that everyone around them has already changed...

Now, I don't want this to come off as "I'm Alex and I live the epitome of an environmentally conscious life." That is far, far from the truth, but it is something I strive to do, and I try to convince others of doing the same. So, it's great to see the tactics that other similarly minded people are using to try to get this done. To quote the aforementioned article again, "Attitudes don’t translate into actions." But, other's actions could translate into changed attitudes, especially if peer pressure and smiley faces are involved.

Which brings us to the presence of smiley faces on energy bills. What if you got this in tandem with your next energy bill?:

You'd be pretty happy right? You're better than some of your neighbors...but you can be even better next time. A smiley face with a bar graph? Your second grade children can even see that you're pretty awesome. They can also see that you didn't get two smiley faces.

Strive for two smiley faces, it will save you money and boost your ego at the same time.

The moral of this story: However juvenile and kitschy smiley faces may seem to be, they hold a special place in our development as social creatures. They hold more sway than we may even realize. Good job Mr. Smiley Face creator (not Forrest Gump...pity).

11.06.2009

"Hey Anytime I Can Heart My Good Hearty Buddy Heart. HEART"~HJ

Emoticons--hate 'em or love 'em, they are ubiquitous in the world of social technology. They are almost universal--transcending language, class and distance. They can change the whole tenor of a non-verbal conversation.

So, what happens when we take those little faces and symbols and transliterate them back into the English written language? How do people react to this, and why?

This is a major issue facing the youth of today. To emote through picture or through words? How far is too far? To answer these questions, I interviewed a handful of friends. Keep in mind that these are all white, middle class, liberal twenty-somethings, three are male, two are female...In short, the scientific method didn't even cross my mind, and these results may be a tad biased. Also, the only thing I asked was, "How do you feel about the use of 'heart' as a verb? As in 'I heart sweaters.'"

Why sweaters you ask? Well, This all started because my friend said that she had finally whipped out her sweaters, ready for the chilly season to begin. Here is the conversation (for all of you who wonder what highly intellectual things I do in my freetime):

Friend: i broke out the sweaters
Me: i heart sweaters
Friend: please don't ever use heart as a verb around me again
Me: i'm always gonna use it now
I actually don't know if I've ever used it as a verb...but now, i will, forever
Friend: i would honest to god stop talking to you
me: whatever
(3 minutes pass)
Me: I think it's lame too, it seemed fitting to use with sweaters though
(16 minutes pass)
Me: what if I said "I <3 sweaters"
Friend: let's just drop it
Me: fiiiiiinnneeeeeee

In light of this conversation, I began to ask other friends. Here are the results (I have changed names for anonymity, in case anyone would be offended that I am sharing these highly private conversations--However, if you would like to be recognized, and you bitch enough, I guess I can edit this):

Interviewee #1: HJ
Me: How do you feel about using "heart" as a verb?
as in "I heart sweaters"
or "I heart cowbells"
HJ: i was gonna say... it depends on the context
HJ: but then again, i don't really know of a context where it wouldn't be at least somewhat lame
:)
i heart you alex
Me: hahahaaa
you're right, that was more than somewhat lame
thanks
HJ: hey anytime i can heart my good hearty buddy heart. HEART.
Me: <3

Interviewee #2: Moustachio
Me: How do you feel about the use of "heart" as a verb?
as in "I heart sweaters"
or "I heart potato salad"
(13 minutes pass--it's a tough question)
Moustachio: hmmm
i <3 you
yeah
it works
but make sure to tell the kids that it is not used all the time
Me: oh, ha! it's not with the kids
I was having an argument with someone
Mustachio: oh
i seeee
Me: I should teach the kids that though
Moustachio: i guess i was confused
we're going to a wedding
Me: yes we are, and I heart weddings
Moustachio: me too
i <3 them

Interviewee #3: Alpal
Me: question: how do you feel about the word "heart" being used as a verb?
as in, "I heart chocolate"
or "I heart sweaters"
Alpal: it bothers me. unless said in jest
i don't like the world of abbreviated language via emoticons or other symbols being reconverted back in to the language
like saying i winky face at you
what do you think?
Me: hahahaaa
yeah, that's bad
but hilarious
it pisses one of my friends off so badly, that I want to heart everything
I'm gonna have to add on the other emoticons
Alpal: haha
haha,please do!

Interviewee #4: This Guy
Me: How do you feel about the use of "heart" as a verb? As in, "I heart sweaters" or "I heart eating Pizza School three days a week, and I can because I only ate 1.5 pizzas over those three days." (fyi, Pizza School is a Korean chain that sells $5 ~9" pizzas)
This Guy: I knew some girls once who overused heart as a verb and they kind of ruined it for me.. So while I may never use it, I accept it in small doses. But used in any context of Pizza School is ok with me. (Edit: except in the negative. I don't heart Pizza School is an unacceptable form of using heart as a verb.)

Results
As you can see, I did use some rather leading questions in terms of the appropriateness of the use of "heart" as a verb. I think the results are fairly clear though. Using heart as anything other than a noun is lame. It always has been and it always will be. It is especially lame when people use it seriously. The lameness factor decreases or increases according to what person or object the affection is being addressed.

One interviewee didn't seem to understand that I was referring to using "heart" in place of "<3" but that's okay. S/he was confused. At least s/he hearts weddings.


I haven't touched much on the other emoticons and symbols. I used to scoff at them, a lot, until I realized how silly some of them are. I will use them as a form of endearment, or annoyance, or just plain silliness. I will not use them in many e-mails. I will use them on facebook posts. I will not use them with certain people. I will overuse them with others. I am a flip-flopper when it comes to emoticon use.

All in all, using emoticons is weak enough, and then to turn around and just flat out bastardize the English language...it's too much.

I might still do it though, sparingly--to piss certain people off.

Abbreviations are a whole other bucket of worms
On that note, LOLFOL and I googly eye at you,
heart,
a

11.05.2009

Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November...

Happy Guy Fawkes Night Day...or something like that,

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!


This strikes me as a strange holiday...Let's celebrate the corporal punishment of a King James hating tyrant by burning wooden sculptures of him and setting off fireworks. Maybe this is where Burning Man came from? And why is it not called Happy King James Survived! day or Huzzah, Guy Fawkes is Dead! day.

I think that we, as United States of Americans, should start celebrating the day they found Saddam Hussein hiding in his little hiding hole. What should we call it...Happy International Terrorist Day? We can build statues of Saddam and topple them to the ground. Then, we can all read up on the Patriot Act and Homeland Security tactics and other Bush era shenanigans.

I guess we do have Colombus Day...although it is offensive on a whole other level

However obscure this holiday seems to me, there are many who revel in its fun (personally, I only know of Yeoju's own Scottish lass, Fiona, who has adopted a few pyrotechnic loving Americans, Canadians and Koreans). I will be amongst them this evening, as we shoot off fireworks underneath the Yeoju bridge. There are cars that drive on that bridge--also seems inappropriate...but a Korean is the one insisting we do this...and we trust him.

10.30.2009

Feeling Swiney?


Feeling swiney? They asked.
I could only assume, for they spoke in a foreign tongue
From the Far East

Then
They handed me a blue mask.
To fight the international killer.
H1N1

I put it on
Reluctantly
My face began to sweat
I put a circle, with two smaller circles inside it on the front of the mask
Like a certain animal

Now those circles are the rage in the office.
The principal likes it the best.

It smells like a dentist's office.
And I don't have afternoon classes.
Assah.

I think I'm asphysxiating.
Either from lack of oxygen
Or permanent marker fumes.

Mr. Sharpie knows how to fuck a person up.
Maybe Mr. Swine should take some pointers.

9.28.2009

Love, and Falling Into It.

I have found him. You won't believe it. He really exists! I can't believe it either. I was on the verge of giving up. Maybe dabbling in Monk life, or a nunnery. His name is Joe Pug, and he's a 23 year old singer-songwriter from Chicago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvo1F9ZPLIk

It was love at first aural stimulation, and it grew from there. After reading about him...oh man, I may never find someone who can match his allure. He went to school to become a playwright...and, a week before graduating, realized he was unhappy--he preferred the brevity of poetry and songwriting to the intricacy of writing plays. Because of this training he has lyrics that, even though they are often self reflective, relate to us, the listener. The poet that has influenced him the most is...Rimbaud! (Whom I wrote about briefly in my last entry).

His voice is like a more well trained Dylan--one with better intonation yet still has that air of something independent and meaningful. He is incredibly young, so I can't wait to see what he brings to the dwindling music scene (I also can't wait to see how beautiful our babies are! haha, just kidding, a little).

Here's his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/thejoepug
There are about five songs that you can easily stream, and fall in love with him too.

9.21.2009

Rimbaud Musings

I had a great weekend of music watching til the wee hours of the morn followed by lounging around in the Sunday sun while my buddies played their Ultimate Frisbee league games. It turns out that it was a fabulous idea for me NOT to join the league--much too competitive for me. While whiling away in the shade of a tree, I read some poems by Rimbaud. My friend Billy had lent me the collection, and I discovered some great poetry. He has a Bob Dylan-esque voice (writes a lot about women, structures and pseudo-social themes) and he employs a rhyme scheme I haven't seen in quite a while. It is most similar to the Petrarchan (or Italian) sonnet. I chose to use his abba cddc eef ggf pattern to craft a poem of my own:

Untitled, 20 september 2009

Always going, never stopping to see,
The tiny mushrooms growing off the ground,
Pushing through debris without a sound,
Without any cares, undoubtedly free.

Let's pause, let's practice watching for a moment--
With an absence of speculation
abandon our idle conversation.
We'll see with all the senses, lacking comment.

Every day is getting shorter.
As we approach our lives' first quarter
There are many things we need to learn

About the sowing and the knowing,
The slow freeing and the fast flowing,
Of something as simple as a growing fern.

9.13.2009

Assah! Yong-o mal issoyo!!

(Hooray! I have English language!) I fiiinnaallllly figured out how to change the language of my blog from Korean to English. I hope this helps the four of you that read it :). Maybe now you can become followers? or leave comments even. That would be super duper cool. If not, that's okay too, I still love you.

9.09.2009

She Was a Friend of Mine

I have been working, slowly, on a piece about swine flu-mania in Korea. Unfortunately, and very very sadly, our family's crazy yet lovable pup, Gypsy, died very unexpectedly on Monday. She was a great dog, from the uncontrollable wag of her tail to her sneaky face licks to her inability to stop playing fetch--sometimes bringing her dangerously close to heat stroke.

I remember when we first got her...My mom and brother brought her home from a breeder in Shakopee, and she was soooo cute. She was extremely calm and had a huge pot belly. Only later did we realize that both her placid character and rotund waste were caused by some digestion problems. We woke up the next morning to a nice pile of partially digested puppy puke, a much more lively pup, and one that was noticeably slimmer.

Gypsy joined our family in the spring of 2003...when we were all grieving over the loss of Evan and Jackie. One week after their accident, our aging dog, Toby (also an upstanding canine companion), had to be put down. His health had been declining quickly; and, I believe, the stress, sense of loss and chaos surrounding Evan's death was too much for the little guy. I was going to be leaving for school soon, my parents weren't on the best of terms (and hadn't been for a while), and it was soon apparent that my little brother was going to be more or less an only child...(this is at least my take on it, memories do change and mold through time and experience). I think she was also seen as a potential hunting dog. Gypsy? a hunting dog?!? Extremely laughable!

She was born on Valentine's Day, 2003, and we got her some weeks later. Truthfully, I don't remember much from this period in my life...grief, antidepressants and reefer have a way of making one not remember (I think this is worse than forgetting...not remembering...). I remember that she was cute...super cute. That's about it though, kind of sad, really.

The only other time I lived at home in the last six years was the summer between my freshmen and sophomore years of college. I was still pretty messed up then, but doing much better. I was dating a boy named Paulie, and we would bring Gypsy to Excelsior to play in the commons near the lake. She was still a little afraid of the water but would walk in until the it hit her chest. Passerby in the park would make remarks about how beautiful she was. And she really was... She was lean and jet black, with one of the shiniest coats I have ever seen.

I don't mean to be all woebegone and retrospective, but if there's one thing I know fairly well, it's grief. And in grieving, we must relive and celebrate...or it will pop up later at the most inconvenient of times...Grief doesn't disappear--it dissipates and gets less with time, unless you shove it away in some hidden, proud place. I will not be proud about this. I will cry and the Koreans will think I am a shameful person but I don't fucking care. Yesterday, I was told that I am "ugly" when I am sad. I have been laughed at several times for expressing grief over a dog. I guess I shouldn't expect much more in a place where dogs are a delicacy. I guess I shouldn't be surprised in a place where pets are a new luxury and viewed as accessories rather than friends. But it still sucks, and some of these people don't help at all. Some people are sympathetic, but I find it hard to face those who are critical. They don't understand that this grief goes further than the dog...it goes to grieving for my mom and brother--her real companions.

Gypsy accompanied my mom to the farm and, even in her craziness (Gypsy's :) ), kept my mom company while her children were hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away from her. How could I, or my brothers, or my mom, ever rely on a person to do that? We couldn't, but we had a great lovable big hearted pup to be there when she was needed. And when she wasn't, she would generally sit quietly in her kennel, or maybe whine in the front yard...oh man...I'm gonna miss her.

I'm going to miss her snotty nose marks on the court yard windows; and the way she would wedge a ball between your leg and the chair, begging for you to play fetch. I'm going to miss her sneaking face licks while we tied our shoes, and her perfect sad puppy dog eyes when she wanted to be let out of her kennel. I'm going to miss going on runs with her when she'd criss cross all around me, making my run more of an acrobatic performance than an aerobic one. I'm going to miss Nola yelling "Jippy!". I'm going to miss seeing her get old and finally settling down. I'm just going to miss Gypsy Rose.

It is eerily fitting that she was born on Valentine's day, lived with so much unconditional love and excitement, and died because her heart was too big.

You will be missed Gypsy Rose...and if there is a doggy heaven or doggy reincarnation or something, I bet you're with the best of 'em.

This blog is for my Mother Dearest, "Gypsy was a pain in the ass, but at least she was my pain in the ass..." I secretly hope some poor pooch shows up on your stoop one day (I guess it's not so secret anymore).

6.03.2009

It's the End of the World as We Know it...And I Feeel finnneeee....

Oh R.E.M...so eloquent, and so fitting for this blog entry. Today, as I Googled "How the World Eats" (my students are learning about the world's utensils--or lack thereof), the little pop down menu thing (I don't know what it's called) highlighted "how the world will end." I was intrigued. I clicked. I read. I ingested a plethora of apocolyptic information--most of which I have read before, just never in one sitting.

First, we have a couple of nihilistic scientists...bent on proving the futility of all of our present day actions...citing the fact that we are mere blips in the life of the earth. They reduce the the 12 billion year lifespan of Earth (from big bang, I think, to the explosion of the sun in the next 8 billion years) to a 12 hour time frame, with the end of planet earth coming at 12 noon. We are now at 4:30 a.m., but, at 5:00 am (a mere 500 million years away!) plants and animals will cease to exist. They say,


The end won't come suddenly.
Some critters will retreat into the sea
in an effort to escape the rising heat,
thus reversing the evolutionary process
as we move back towards green slime,
or wherever we came from.


It's all down hill from there--the oceans will evaporate, the sun will explode and then turn into a dwarf...leaving Earth as a floating rock...maybe it will become a meteor or something?


Comments at the end of the article urge that the only thing that will destroy the earth is the coming of God, and that if we know that then we are always ready or some bs. One reader says something along the lines of, "Read the Bible, it says so in right in there. So it gots to be true."
Others say humans will destroy the earth through over-consumption and atomic wars. To this I say--Humans will not and cannot destroy Earth...they can decimate humanity and the present plants and animals, but the planet will still be here after we are gone. As for acts of God, who knows?

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=97756&page=1


Next Up, the ancient Mayan calendar ending in 2012. There are many online articles on this...probably many of these are created by whackos; but they are very interesting nonetheless. According to one site, the Mayans said that there were 7 ages of man. The fourth ended in August of 1987, and led to the start of the fifth, which we are in now. In this age, we are to realize our spiritual destinies. This will end in December of 2012. The sixth age will reveal to humans that we are gods in and of ourselves. The seventh will reveal our telepathic abilities. I could not find other dates or what the first four ages were meant to accomplish.

Some argue that it will not be then end of the world in 2012, just---ahem--the end of the world as we know it. There are predictions of mighty sunspots reversing the poles, causing flooding, earthquakes and confused endocrine producing pineal glands. At this time the winter solstice sun will occur at the same time that the path of the sun crosses the galactic equator (the equator of the Milky Way?)--known as the Sacred Tree to the Mayans. It will happen on Dec. 21st, 2012, at exactly 11:11 GMT...duhn duhn duuuuhhhhnnnnnn

There is much more on this...read it if you want.

http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm

http://abcnews.go.com/international/Story?id=5301284&page=1

Similarly, There is the Aztec predictions of the end of the world. Pretty cool fantasy book stuff. Their calendar also predicts an end of civilization in December of 2012:

The Aztecs had an extremely complex calendar system based on the stars. They used this calendar not only to create holy days and times, but also to determine the course of human life on earth. The Aztecs believed in the Legend of the Five Suns, the times of which coincide with periods in their history. Each sun is a period of time wherein there is peace and life. Once a sun dies, however, the world is absorbed in chaos as the gods destroy the world and renew it. There are only five suns, and we are presently on the fifth. The first sun was the Sun of Precious Stones, destroyed by Tezcatlipoca in its entirety with jaguars. The second sun was the Sun of Darkness, where life was destroyed by a large hurricane sent by Quetzalcoatl. The third sun was the Sun of Fire. Life was destroyed by a rain of fire created by Tezcatlipoca. The fourth sun was the Sun of Water, destroyed by a large flood of Tlaloc. The final sun that now exists is the Sun of Movement, Tonatiuh the Rising Eagle, destined to end in 52 years by a large earthquake that will tear the earth apart. http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/00875/text/AztecA.htm

Lastly, at least for this blog entry, are the Ten Ways the World Will End from discovery.com. If we happen to survive past 2012, and the world is destined to end within the next 8 billion years, it very well could be one of these catastrophes that come from above. I'm counting on getting sucked into a black hole. I think that's the most badass way to go out of them all...

That is it for my day of apocolypses. I hope the entry doesn't seem to morbid or fatalistic. As an environmental studies major I was constantly learning about the ends of civilizations, the slow decline in everything we need to survive and other uplifting topics, so this stuff is pretty interesting to me! It's entertaining to see what other people do with there time if nothing else.

Happy days from Korea.


6.02.2009

Amazing How it Billows and Swirls at the Same Time...

I said this once about smoke--but it can easily be applied to clouds. And, in case you have been eagerly awaiting this new development in the world of those big white puffy thing sin the sky....I am proud to pass on the news that The Cloud Appreciation Society (who knew such a thing existed...!?) has named a new cloud: Asperatus! The day we have all been waiting for! It is similar to the commonly known undulatus species (Yes...apparently clouds have "species"), yet its waves are more violent and chaotic than the undulations of the everyday undulatus. I wonder...Does this new cloud have aspirations? Did it hope and dream for this day of recognition? Now what? Maybe it will uncover a new species of rainbow, or a whole new genus of precipitation...

The (Common) Undulatus Clouds, Courtesy of Mike Davies

The (New and Exciting) Asperatus Clouds, Courtesy of Mark Ellis

Check out the BBC in Pictures article that tipped me off.

The Cloud Appreciation Society's Manifesto:

WE BELIEVE that clouds are unjustly maligned and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them.


We think that they are Nature’s poetry, and the most egalitarian of her displays, since everyone can have a fantastic view of them.


We pledge to fight ‘blue-sky thinking’ wherever we find it. Life would be dull if we had to look up at cloudless monotony day after day.


We seek to remind people that clouds are expressions of the atmosphere’s moods, and can be read like those of a person’s countenance.


Clouds are so commonplace that their beauty is often overlooked. They are for dreamers and their contemplation benefits the soul. Indeed, all who consider the shapes they see in them will save on psychoanalysis bills.


And so we say to all who’ll listen:Look up, marvel at the ephemeral beauty, and live life with your head in the clouds!

Yes, look at the clouds, save on psychoanalysis bills--but watch your step, especially if you're in Korea, where the state of the sidewalks poses a greater threat to one's safety than muggings.

5.28.2009

It Destroys and It Turns

Translation---and getting lost in it---are commonplace in my classroom. Sometimes the result is funny, sometimes it leads to hurtful misunderstandings. One thing is for certain though, dictionaries should not be wholly trusted.

I have had a couple very amusing times with students over the use of dictionaries. The other day I asked my students, "What are your two favorite animals and why?" One student triumphantly told me that his second favorite animal was the Mythical Lion Unicorn...What that is in reality (or fantasy) is yet to be determined. But the translation did prove to be quite funny. My sixth grade boys have also come to call farting "Breaking wind" which is by no means incorrect...just hilarious when sixth grade korean boys say it.

They also talk about their classmates going through "metamorphosis"--I assume this is something to do with puberty...I don't really want to know the logistics. All I can think of when they say this though, is Kafka's Gregor Samsa as a huge beetle lying on his back in his locked room, struggling to flip onto his many legs.

As it is Thursday, and a stumbly one at that, I stumbled upon this site : http://tashian.com/multibabel/

It translates phrases to and from English and other languages to reveal how even the simplest of phrases can be Lost In Translation (I typed that into the box, and came up with the title of this post--It Destroys and It Turns, hahaha).

Take a stab at it (translated as: In order to consider with, the one that it punctures). It's fun.

5.11.2009

I took a plane, I took a train

Hey folks, I haven't written much about my experiences here in the last....three (whoops!) months! The new school year started, and my class load is pretty heavy, so I haven't had as much time as I would have liked to keep up with the updates--well, actually, I have, but I have spent a lot of that time doing some personal things, like relaxing, running, hanging out and watching pointless tv shows. But, I'm going to get over that for the next couple of days to start some updating!







I went to Thailand for my winter break--It was AMAZING! Here's what I wrote recently in an attempt to start an e-mail:




Since I last wrote I have slowly turned into an adrenaline junkie—and a proud one at that. Late January and early February saw an amazing 15 day vacation to Thailand. This is where the addiction started I must say, and it’s rather insatiable.

The Southeast Islands, Gulf of Thailand
I met my friend Tom in Bangkok and we headed down to the East Coast of southern Thailand, in the Gulf of Thailand. We stayed on the notorious party island, Koh Phangan (where full moon parties are held) for three nights with our friends Sarah and John (also teachers in SK). While we were not there during a full moon, we still got to participate in the revelry of the island. Our first two nights were spent in what would have been the perfect bungalow on the rocky shore at a place endearingly called “Mellow Mountain.” While the setting was extremely mellow, the view excruciatingly beautiful, and the furnishings all a dirty hippy on the shores of the turquoise waters of a Thai island could hope and dream for…the pounding house beats until 5 am every night were a little hard to handle (especially since there were THREE different DJs’ music blasting straight into our room). It sounded like we had a huge speaker system at the foot of the bed, making sleeping rather difficult. The beach was also pretty trashed—I would collect debris while I was swimming, making a minute dent in the refuse left behind by the not so eco-conscious partiers.

(On that note…the tourists in Thailand are mostly European and Australian. I heard numerous complaints about Americans, which was to be expected; they were more often than not about how disrespectful Americans are in foreign situations. Many of the Europeans, and definitely the Australians were the worst travelers in terms of respect that I have ever witnessed! Drunk Germans and Scandinavians are especially adept at trashing beaches—literally just leaving piles of beer cans and dozens of cigarette butts where they had been laying—hairy, fat and topless--while Aussies and Brits excel at hitting on the Thai women and embodying other forms of misogyny, Judge not before your judge yourself, I guess.)

On Koh Phangan we hiked up the Phaeng Waterfall in the middle of the island. A small dog, that we called Ashley, followed and guided our way through the skinny trail and entertained us by chasing little jungle critters. The waterfall wasn’t very exciting, but it was great to get away from the party atmosphere for a bit and get on some trails. The Thai flora is especially impressive, with huge stands of bamboo, interesting symbiotic plants, orchids, cool grasses and palms etc. Since it was the “winter,” there weren’t many flowers, but everything was still beautiful.

We also checked out the Black Moon party—a smaller “rave” than the Full Moon Party that occurs every new moon. It was pretty fun, with some cool black-light scenes, decent music and the alcoholism-in-a-pail known as the Thai Bucket. It is a sand pail that comes with a fifth of liquor (cheap rum or vodka), a can of pop, an energy drink and straws. This is all mixed together and sipped through said straws. Mmmmmm, leads to intoxication, dancing, and a trashed beach. So, we boogied in the rain. It was fun.

After getting the partying out of our systems, we floated north to the island of Koh Tao, which is gorgeous. We couldn’t spend much time there (only one night), but I wish we had moved up there earlier. We stayed off of a quaint little walking street with tasty restaurants, pancake stands, dive shops and beautiful flowers that was lit up by seed lights at night. This place is actually known for eco-partying, so that was refreshing. The music, while still loud was more tasteful and didn’t overlap into a hodgepodge of unintelligible crap (think Marley, Sublime and 90s grunge). The reefs on this island were so close to shore and in such shallow water that we could just swim out a few meters, look down, and see some great little sea creatures. We had oil massages at this island, I was particularly happy watching the little lizards on the ceiling of the parlor peering down at us with their lime green curiosity.

Khao Sok
After five days on the Gulf of Thailand side of the peninsula, we cruised to the mainland, hopped in a “bus” and ended up at Khao Sok National Park in the middle of the peninsula. Unfortunately Tom was pretty sick while we were there, so that put a little damper on the excursion, but it was pretty cool. The park is part of the largest remaining stands of virgin rainforest in Thailand and is older than the Amazon rainforest at a remarkable 160 million years old!! The park is famous for its wildlife—gibbons, barking deer, and elephants, as well as the presence of the huge stinky flower the Rafflesia kerii. It’s the one that we learn about in elementary school when learning about rainforests—the one that smells like rancid meat so that flies will come and pollinate it. Pretty cool.

We had our best meal in Thailand here due to the location. One of the bungalows in the area made food out of produce grown in its very own plot of land, and it was phenomenal! I had “jungle leaf sauteed with oyster sauce”—I have no idea what it was, but the flavors were perfectly balanced between the bitterness of the greens, the garlic saltiness of the oyster sauce and the bite of the som tam sweet/spicy salad.

The Southwest, Andaman Sea

This was by far the best part of my trip, and where my adrenaline fix started. After leaving Khao Sok and escaping near death in a three or four hour long journey with a driver that had to have been on speed, we made it to Krabi on the Andaman Coast of Thailand. We took a long tail boat (funny looking boats that are long and gondola like with an outboard motor consisting of old car engines with propellers attached at the end of ten to fifteen foot poles) to our destination…Ton Sai!!

Ton Sai is my version of heaven, I must say. First, we had to pass through the ritzy resorts of the neighboring bay, making me nervous (this was the purgatory part of the journey to heaven). But, once we heard that we either had to crawl over treacherous rocks along the shore or hike up into the woods a few kilometers to get to our destination, I was totally relieved (we could also opt for the option of another long tail, but scampering is more fun, and way cheaper!).

We arrived at this little crescent of heaven to be greeted by the glistening, tan, ripped backs of dozens of climbers on the rocks; chill music pouring from some bars; kayakers along the horizon; slack liners balancing precariously amidst the lush vegetation; dazed, beautiful, shaggy boys snoozing in hammocks; not a car in sight and delicious smells pouring from the restaurants and porches. It was painful leaving this place…really, really painful. I will return there someday, hopefully sooner rather than later.


Apparently this beach has escaped the call of tourists because of the unattractive state the beach takes at low-tide. In the early afternoon and early morning, the beach extends for a mile or so of muddy rocky terrain, which I found oddly pleasing. We could go out amongst this “mess” and search for little crabs and other crustaceans and rock hop, attempting not to slip on our asses. The low-tide also allowed for easier access to the nearby beach, Railay, in case some more modern amenities, like an ATM or laundry facilities, were needed. Furthermore, the state of this shallow beach protected the island from the Tsunami of 2002. Ton Sai sustained little or no damage while other beaches in Thailand were ravaged and many people killed.

It is here that we rock climbed—the first time I had gone out for a couple months—and it was fabulous. The rock felt great, our guide was a witty, afro’d 21 year old willing to put up with our weakened states, and the view from the top of the climbs was absolutely breathtaking with the cliffs hugging the navy waters of the bay and the islands in the distance silhouetted by the setting saffron sun.

We were planning on SCUBA diving on this leg of the journey as well, alas, I was the one who was sick—and SCUBA-ing after illness is a no-no (especially for your first time!). Luckily, we were still able to snorkel (or skin dive, which sounds way cooler) off of a boat that the group of SCUBA divers used to get to their reefs. Snorkeling was awesome!! The reefs were surreal—crystal clear turquoise waters, huge schools of fishies, malevolent looking sea urchins, and corporeal sea slugs slugging about the sandy bottom. Most notably, we saw a moray eel (super cool!!), a huge jelly fish (kind of scared the shit out of me), and a black tipped reef shark (they are timid, so SCUBA-ers rarely see them). The weather was paradisiacal that day, and I came home with a nice pink back on account of floating and swimming on my stomach all day. After being out at sea all day, we chilled out with the SCUBA master and the three divers at one of the beachside bars, sprawled out on the sandy triangle pillows littering the platform, drank some beers and slack lined a bit. The master, a French speaking Swiss lady named Marie was incredible. She has lived at the beach for seven years, climbing and diving; and she lives in a little hut in the woods with no plumbing or electricity. Her life is spent teaching others to do what she loves—what she described to me as the closest to flying one can feel, without gravity pushing you down, like a bird. She urged me to stay at the beach for the rest of my vacation and get certified in diving…I didn’t, but I wanted to terribly!! I have a distinct feeling that if I had stayed, I would still be there...reveling in the beauty of Ton Sai.







Sukhothai



After an overnight bus ride to Bangkok and bidding adieu to Tom, I set off for the ancient capital of Thailand, Sukhothai--solo. This was my second favorite leg of the trip after Ton Sai. In my little procrastinating, indecisive world, travelling solo is awesome! I love being able to change my plans at the last second without the fear of ruining someone else's time on vacation. I really enjoy being free of the stress of planning for multiple people and the opportunities to meet new characters in foreign places.







I stayed in an adorable bungalow here, run by a man who spoke wonderful English and gave me helpful tips on where to go and how to get there. The bungalow was in New Sukhothai, about 12 km from the ruins of Old Sukhothai--the first capital of Thailand. The room had a magenta covered bed, a nice porch overlooking the tropical garden, and the thai triangle pillows to lounge on the porch benches. However, I didn't spend too much time at the bungalow--resting my bones here was well worth it though.







I stayed here for two nights, and rented a motorbike to get myself around for the three days I had. My motorbike was beautiful and awesomely fun--I kind of want one now. I dubbed her Raja, and I had a silver helmet to match the bike. She was the best form of transportation I had in Thailand by far, and I put on a whopping 150 km on her (and I only had to pay about 8 bucks in fuel!)!







Day one: Raja and I sped out to Old Sukhothai and wandered around the ruins for a while. They were beautiful and numerous...There were many representations of Buddha here--from an older tradition where the buddha is skinnier and already in a zen like state (rather than searching for nirvana). The sculptures seem almost boneless...very ethereal for statues consisting of tons of stone. There was walking Buddhas, standing Buddhas, and Buddhas in Mara. There were also numerous elephants, little devil monkey guys supporting the statues and queus of stone monks praying to the buddhas. To tell you the truth, the number of Buddhas got a bit mind-numbing after awhile; but it was very peaceful to walk amongst the ancient rocks, thinking about the hands that had built the structures and about long past people worshipping in the area.







After Sukhothai, I set out on the long haul travel to Suratthani, an even older and more remote ruin site north of Sukhothai. It was 60 km away, and the ride there was very meditative. This part of Thailand is fairly flat--making it great for farming, and even better for novices on motor bikes trying not creamed by the insane thai drivers. The roads weren't busy due to the agricultural communities and the stretches of road were long, straight and flat. Traveling by mo-ped or motorcycle is such a different experience than in a car, and worlds away from traveling by bus. The smells, sounds, feelings and sights one experiences while zooming with nothing but sunglasses and a helmet protecting one from the elements speeding by is exhilirating. I was at the same level as farm workers riding in the beds of trucks, able to smile and wave at them. I narrowly missed hitting long slithering snakes crossing the roads and I saw the remains of others that were not so lucky. Dogs fighting on the curbs, other dogs lazing away days in their yards, dirty kids kicking around soccer balls, old farmers crouched over rice paddies, with their triangluar paddy hats bobbing up and down, and the homes of the Thai agricultural comminities graced my path of sight. The smells of road-side food stands wafted past as the stench of farms hung low in the air in places. It was wonderful and inspiring (inspiration being something I hadn't felt in a while).







Suratthani was very zen-like, there were verrryyy few people there, I only saw two other tourists (who were from Bangkok) and a few kids on bikes while I was there. The ruins were more impressive as well, nature had taken more of a toll on the structures than in Sukhothai and less restoration had taken place. There was a little dude on a bike who followed me around for a while, I said hi and smiled, and he eventually got up his courage to ask me the questions that most school kids know: What's your name? where are you from? How old are you? Then, he rode off with a big smile...It felt good to make a kid happy with such a simple task.



After exhausting the site of its ruins, I hopped back on Raja for the 60 km ride back to my bungalow in New Sukhothai. Along the way, I came across a small fair of sorts alongside the road and stopped in for a bite and some browsing. I partook in a juice drink that had floating gummy things in it (kind of like that Orbit drink we had as kids) and some fruits. It wasn't too eventful until I was sitting on the sidewalk, minding my business, chewing on my juice and a group of twenty something guys came up to me. They asked the "where are you from? where are you going?" questions. Once they heard I was heading to Sukhothai their demeanor changed drastically. It was approaching dusk, so they were like "Oh my God! Driving in Thailand at night is dangerous! you should go NOW!" They seemed to be over reacting but I heeded their advice...and I obviously made it back safe and sound. I felt a little better once I saw other mopeds with kids and old people on them...



The next day, I headed out on a solo climb of the nearby mountain, Khao Luang. It reaches a height of 1900 Meters after a 4km hike--aka, there are no switchbacks, and the grade is steep...very very steep. Asians totally need a crash course in trail building. Like Korea, large portions of the climb consisted of stairs. Unlike Korea, the stairs were made of Mud, instead of huge metal stair cases. Upon arriving at the park I had to register in a foreigners log, and I noticed that I was among only five foreigners who had climbed the mountain in the previous two weeks...I was also the only one to go solo. It turned out to be a difficult, albeit fully enjoyable hike. I saw some awesome buttressed trees and rock formations, and I met some delightful and surprisingly energetic school kids along the way.



The vegetation was most notable...amazing how obviously the floral make-up of a mountain changes with elevation. The first km or so saw what I had witnessed in most of Thailand--semi-tropical plants, a lot of vines, large leaved water loving, evergreen plants. As I got higher, the trees progressed to harder woods (I think..?)...Maples and the like. And as I got within 300 meters of the peak, the trees totally died back, giving way to shrubby dry land species and grasses.



I was the only person on the peak...It was amazing and so rewarding. I don't think I've ever been on a peak all by myself. It does make one feel like the center of the universe...or rather on the very edge of it. My only companions were the swallows that flew around freely, the undulating breeze and the warm rays of sun that would peak out from the haze every once in a while. Monks go to this peak to find Dharma, and I think I might have gotten a small glimpse of my purpose in life while there, alone (but not...). These experiences with nature, in places totally foreign to me and most of the people I love in this world are what will aid in furthering my purpose. How can one teach and spread knowledge when it only comes from a book? From a professor's power point presentataion in an auditorium? We can't, and almost all of us know this...but sometimes the urge to start a career and spread your own Good Word surpasses our instinctual awareness that experiential knowledge is more valuable than rote knowledge.


Ahh! this is getting so long. Finally, I ended up in...


Bangkok

Oh mannn, I'm getting sick of writing. Good thing this was the last leg of the journey...

Bangkok is a big city...it is smelly and has poor slums, expensive business and shopping districts, historical sites and a lot of traffic. I met my good friend from high school, Catherine Wicks, there. It was so great to hang out with a familiar face. We also met there under rather interesting conditions--She is living in India, and has been for the last year and a half (almost two now...!), and I'm living in Korea--two Minnesotans, living in India and South Korea respectively, meeting up in Thailand...pretty cool.

We had a good time romping around the city for a couple days. We did the usual Bangkok Touristy things like visiting the Grand Palace, Emerald Buddha and Reclining Buddha (all very ornate and beautiful). We got some massages, ate good grub, checked out the aquarium and caught up on life. I also got a new tattoo, and Catherine proved to be a superior partner in moral support!

Fin

After Bangkok, I made the long, depressing journey back to the dreary South Korean late winter landscape...and to the poor children who had been at school for the majority of their winter breaks. To be perfectly honest, I was depressed for a few weeks thinking about the places I had left behind. I was constantly plagued by the fear that I had abondoned a place that fit me and my ideals and that I was returning to my social antithesis. These feelings waned however, and I'm now back to enjoying my time in SK--albeit with dreams of the crystal blue waters, delicious grub and gorgeous rock or Thailand.

Again, I'm sorry for the loooonnnggg delay, and my lack of more current events. I will be heading on an expedition to Nepal in August, so you can expect a full report of that trip come next February or so!!

I miss you all and wish you well,

Peace and Love, Alex


4.27.2009

So...Is that like tight rope walking or something??

Well, I guess it kind of is...but it's a line (flat, one inch nylon webbing) , and it's "slack," It's slack lining!! And I have been attempting to hone in on my skills for the last few weeks. I'm very proud to announce that I can now walk forwards and backwards, do a little crouch, perform a very wobbly tree pose, sit in lotus pose (a little rough on the bum) and bounce a little.

My next step is to do more Yoga poses. I found this group of chill folk who do this for a living! They are called the Yogaslackers and conduct classes across the nation. They do some pretty rad stuff on a slackline, and I hope to be just like them when I grow up :).

http://www.yogaslackers.com/

4.23.2009

Sorry, this is not DV-R Compatible, but it is Delicious


I worked in a bagel shop for how many years?!? And I have purchased how many spools of re-writable CDs?? I'm ashamed that I never thought of this...Genius. Pure Genius.


4.22.2009

Every Day is Earth Day!

In lieu of today being the Official Earth Day, I have collected some of my very favorite nature/environment/tree-hugger quotes.

Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb (This was my fav in late elementary school! I had a rad shirt with this quote on the back...)

And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything. ~William Shakespeare

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. ~Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964

There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more.
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage

Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away. ~Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990 (Yes, that's right, I do not support nuclear energy--however much more recent "environmentalists" have touted it as a possible alternative to fossil fuels.)

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves. ~John Muir (One of my Very Very Very Favorites!! From one of my Very Very Very Favorite pioneers of environmentalism!)

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. ~Chief Seattle, 1855

A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fist. If an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personally. Hear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his power. His fairness. His very existence. But if a world mother doesn't reply, Her excuse is simple. She never claimed conceited omnipotence. She has countless others clinging to her apron strings, including myriad species unable to speak for themselves. To Her elder offspring She says - go raid the fridge. Go play outside. Go get a job. Or, better yet, lend me a hand. I have no time for idle whining. ~David Brin

I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~A Chieftan from Nigeria

We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. ~Native American Proverb

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew. ~Marshall McLuhan, 1964

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. ~Henry David Thoreau

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. ~Robert Orben

I'm not an environmentalist. I'm an Earth warrior. ~Darryl Cherney, quoted in Smithsonian, April 1990

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn, quoted in Jon Winokur, The Portable Curmudgeon, 1987

For 200 years we've been conquering Nature. Now we're beating it to death. ~Tom McMillan, quoted in Francesca Lyman, The Greenhouse Trap, 1990

I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in. ~John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of John Muir, 1938

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority. ~Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977

Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous system or the brain of nature. We're not the brain, we are a cancer on nature. ~Dave Foreman (Pretty controversial man--founder of Earth First! A model misanthrope)

Every Day is Earth Day! ~Author Unknown

4.16.2009

When We Rise, It's like Strawberry Fields...

My iPod (on shuffle) just graced with me with the heart-wrenching, melodramatic, beautiful song that is Bush (Gavin Rossdale)'s mid nineties hit, "Glycerine." Does anyone else remember his performance of the song, in the rain, at MTV's Spring Break, 1996? If not, or even if you do, check this out. It may just bring you back to the grungy nineties...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfatUZ5RDG0

I remember watching this video in late elementary or early middle school, and realizing, simulataneously, what the word "sexy" actually meant and appreciating the mind altering effects of music. The fact that a song, sung in the rain, in front of a whole bunch of skanky spring breakers could leave a lasting impression on my prepubescent mind is reassuring in some sense...I don't know quite what that sense is yet. Maybe that I am sound in my musical leanings? I am not easily swayed by the pull of pop (although...this is slightly poppy, but at my age I should have been drooling over the Backstreet Boys or something).

3.25.2009

Thinking of home(s)

Over the last few years I've become increasingly interested in sustainable and alternatively designed homes. Low-impact design, permaculture, locally made/found materials---these are all things that are admirable in any home. With the ticky-tacky prefab developments spewing across the suburban landscape, it is about time we start looking at other ways to build homes. Furthermore--with the housing market in the shitter for the time being--there's time to think (or at least dream) of other ways of building.



Before thinking about coming to Korea, I tinkered with the idea of heading to New Mexico as a volunteer intern for a group of architects who practice Earthship Biotecture. These homes are amazing! I went to a screening of the movie Garbage Warrior last year in Madison, and I immediately looked up info on the builders. Basically, these homes are made of old bottles (glass and plastic), aluminum cans, and tires. These materials are made into bricks by filling them with mud and adobe, then these bricks make the foundation for the homes. The materials are predominantly either recycled or naturally indigenous to the area in which the home is to be built. The website doesn't work in Korea, so I can't write on more specifics, but these things are cool! They were originally built in desert areas but I think there are some in other, wetter, colder states now! The construction and situation of the homes makes it possible to heat/cool the homes in due weather. There are also water capture/purification systems and renewable energy systems. All in all, these homes are self-sufficient with very little post-construction costs. Also, the group has gone to disaster areas to help rebuild people's lost homes--think Katrina and tsunamis, where there is a lot of garbage and debris left to work with and very few surviving homes. Very cool.

(First picture is an earthsip built in 2007, the second is a picture of a recycled bottle wall)



I started thinking about housing after I stumbled upon this site for a low-impact woodland home in Wales. In my later college years I thought about how practical it would be to build a home underground. It seemed like it would work better in non-desert places. I asked some architects at a local sustainability fair a little about it who said that this idea had been experimented with in the sixties and seventies but the building often had mildew, mold and humidity problems. The savings associated with climate control (the temperature a few feet beneath the soil is fairly constant) were largely offset by humidity control and mildew removal. Also, these houses have little to no light--which is pretty hard on the ol' biological clock. So, I abondoned that thought, however novel I thought it was.








So, when I came upon this hobbit-like house the other day, I was pretty excited! This house was built in 2005 and it supposedly remains in good shape. It was built with hay bales, materials from the surrounding area and some purchased materials for windows and flooring and the like. It ended up only costing about $6000 for a cool, one of a kind, low-impact, fairly large home. A home which allows the dwellers to practically live in nature, without the creepy crawlies and the elements to bother them.





Finally, these homes are pieces of art--who wouldn't want to live in an original piece, made to suit your own needs, tastes and desires? Well...scratch that. I'm sure there are many who do not, but for those of us who do, look at these. Even if you aren't going to build a new home soon, or ever, they are fun to dream about.

3.10.2009

The Butterfly Effect


I just looked at this BBC In Pictures Article about the risks that deforestation pose on the overwintering monarch butterflies near Mexico City. The captions are fairly sad, but thinking of monarchs stirs up some nostalgia--memories of childhood in Minnetonka.

One summer, we found some eggs on the underside of milkweed plants that grew along the bike trail behind our house. We raised the little eggs into grand monarch butterflies in an aquarium on our deck. We watched them hatch, grow fat eating what was once their home, hang as pupas from the screen cover on the aquarium and finally break free from their dark caccoon, slowly drying and stretching their wings before flying free, on their way to Mexico. I had all but forgotten about this little experiment...Being a child is so great--carefree, watching the miracle and mystery of life unfold in front of your eyes behind the glass of an aquarium in the still, shaded safety of a deck your dad built.

I do miss those days and think of them fondly. Watching children now and trying to expose them to some of those mysteries in life are what make me excited about becoming (and I guess, kind of being) a teacher.

The fact that these endangered butterflies--something that my environmentalist sides wants to protect and give a voice to--remind me of my days of childhood. On the same vein I want to instill that feeling of protection in today's youth through awe and wonder. Strange how thoughts progress, strange how that butterfly affect can produce changes in brain waves too...

I'm in a pseudo-philosophical rambly mood. A good day to teach To Be in the past, present, and future tenses.

3.06.2009

Hemp is good for you and me!

http://store.hempest.com/catalog/default.php

I don't know if my recent re-visiting to all things slightly hippy is a result of the upcoming Phish reunion, the beautiful weather or just an attempt to recollect myself and my ideals. I have been perusing the internet for all things Me and You and Everyone We Know and how our consumption affects the environment a lot more than usual as of late.

I just stumbled upon this store called "The Hempest." It is based in Boston but also sells products on-line. This store is really cool. If you are looking for new digs check it out! I really think that hemp is a material that we need to embrace a little more. While this incredibly utilitarian and versatile material has seen praise in the recent years, I think it still needs to have a further and deeper spread in society!! It can be used for clothing (The clothing has gotten softer too!), paper, housing materials, fuel, food, household products and hygenic materials! The fibers of hemp are the longest and most durable out of any agriculturally grown textile crop in the world! Aka, you're clothes will take forever to wear out! the saying goes: “Hemp doesn’t wear out, it wears in.” The uses can go on and on! AAANNNDDD it's native to so many of the world's geographic areas.

What is there not to love?! I know some conservative folks out there think you can get all loopy and goofy from wearing a hemp sweater...but you can't! Hemp is NOT marijuana! They're just sisters. Mary Jane got nearly all of the THC and Hempy got the brawn.

I, however badly I'd like to break the habit, really enjoy a nice wardrobe and great style. I also like thrifting, but there's something special and crispy about new digs. Instead of feeding the cotton industry that depletes the soil and uses harsh chemicals in it's treatment process, buy some hemp!

Check out this site, and look at the goodies, eco-fashion at its best. Have a good day :)

My mom found this article as well: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2148805#2148840
it's a great blog with threads that lead in almost every direction.

3.03.2009

Happy Birthday to a very special man...

Not you! you silly willy goon
your birthday's in june
today is the birthday of a most special man
he wrote and he wrote and he wrote like you and i can

he was a dictory doctor of sortity sorts
by the name of seuss, under that name he did wrote
of nonsensical biddies in the lands of the mind
an inspiration to many--but you may have to travel far to find
these loopy goofy whakoooofy balls
who slink in the deserts and scale the walls

Of the world around us he told great tales
for many of us put the wind in our sails

So, to Dr. Seuss I say thank you kind sir! I thank thee!!
for tales a plenty to fill all aged kiddies with gleeful glee.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." ~Dr. Seuss (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991)

3.02.2009

Yay for students


Hahahaa, I wish these were a little easier to see, but this comic is hilarious! totally reminds me of my students.

2.13.2009

Facebook: The Ultimate Wasting Time Tool

Over the past four years (maybe even longer) I have wasted hundreds of hours of my short life on the internet phenomenon known as Facebook....Mark Zuckerberg has created a mind-numbingly entertaining site, along the same lines as reality television, but it's my reality! I actually know these people. I know who is dating who, who just lost a job, what concert that one girl I met in Biology class sophomore year of college is going to tonight, and that my friends in Korea are all annoyed with their co-workers whining on the phone for hours on end. I don't know howI survived the first 20 years of my life without this vital knowledge...But I thank the powers that be that I now have a way to wile away hours of time doing utterly pointless things, like writing a list of 25 things about myself. Which I did yesterday, and I feel kind of like a loser for doing it. But hey, I've been at work for five days and taught a whopping 2 classes and washed some windows. Here is what I wrote:

1. My unwarrented stubbornness kept me from filling out a "25 random things" earlier. That, and I am slightly afraid of overtly bragging about myself. My cousin Piddy's note was my breaking point.

2. Contradiction and hypocrisy play into my life in far too high of a degree.

3. People seem to really like my “style” I thank my mother for that. She’s a cool lady.

4. My writing abilities outshine my speaking abilities, a frustrating fact that I faced and tried to deal with a long time ago. However, it continues to aid in me questioning myself in social situations and conversations…

5. If I eat broccoli, asparagus, pineapple or bananas I am crippled over in pain for the next two hours. My step mom has the same exact problem, kind of weird. (sadly, pineapple, broccoli and asparagus used to be my favorite fruit and vegetables…).

6. Puppies in the grass, running babies (they don’t bend their knees!), incense in a window, great tunes, trees in the breeze, birds chirping in the morning and a nice patch of grass to sit on all make me very happy.

7. I could never date anyone who didn’t like Led Zeppelin.

8. I was a varsity pole-vaulter in my younger days.

9. At this very moment, the largest boutonniere I have ever seen is safety pinned to my sweater—special decoration for Korean Middle School Graduation which I must go to NOW. “bali bali” (Korean for “fast fast”) can kiss my lazy white ass.

10. I have returned…I almost fainted during the ceremony, which brings me to number

11. I have a fainting problem. When my heart rate drops, my blood pressure drops too (they are supposed to balance each other out). Victoria's secret, my grandpa's church and a Phil Lesh Show at the Eagle's Ballroom have all witnessed my fainting spells.

12. My best thoughts are formed during those lingering moments between my waking and sleeping hours.

13. Twilight thought from the other day: Look at a picture of the solar system, or a galaxy, now look at a picture of an atom. They look remarkably similar don't they? Now, I'm no scientist, but I think it's equally as plausible for life to exist on other planets and galaxies as it is for a little miniature world to exist in an atom floating around in the air we breath, or that ring on your finger or the water you rinse with in the morning. Maybe, we, as all powerful humans, just haven't been able to view things on such a microscopic level. In turn, we could be part of a miniature world floating on some giants head as hair gel or something. This brings up the whole time thing, a day for the giant whose hair gel we live in could be 2 billion years for us, while 2 billion years for the galaxy in your drinking water could be a split second for us….okay, I'm sounding crazy now, I'll stop.

14. I really, really, really like to climb things...like really, really a lot. I want to climb El Capitan in the next 5-10 years (I have to step up my climbing regimen many fold if this is going to happen)

15. When I first came to Korea, I was disheartened with the fact that I didn’t really miss anything, that has changed though. I miss my family—unbearably at times—Beaner, Bryant, Piddy, Steph, Nola, mom, dad, Patty, the rest of the cousins, aunts and uncles, I owe you more than you could ever know, and I cannot wait to see you guys in person. Skype rocks my world.

16. I would love to hang out in a Madison, Wisconsin living room with big couches and all the boys and girlies. (Alice, Ali, Ari, Jamie, Jenna, Jess, Jen, Jon, hot john, Joris, J-man, Stef, Sarah, Sam, Seth, Phallix, Pat—I fucking miss you guys, and I love that almost all of us have names that start with J, S or A).

17. Red wine, good beer and good bud. Enough said (necessary additions to #16)

18. When I grow up I wanna be a writer.

19. I also want to live in the mountains, off the grid, with a nice vegetable garden, a place to climb, and a hammock next to a stream.

20. I truly believe that my purpose in life is to protect the environment and teach others to do the same—something I find very hard to do in Korea.

21. Organized religion, while fascinating, gives me a headache. Forget the labels and just be a good person. God, Allah, Buddha, the Great Mother, whoever…if there is some big talking head up there, they will let in the atheist with good morals before the evangelical Christian who abuses homosexuals and bombs abortion clinics. Furthermore, I think we live among gods and goddesses. I am one, and you probably are too.

22. Extreme feats of engineering, like air conditioned streets in Dubai, man made islands in the shape of sea creatures, and cars that can go really fast, read your mind and wipe your ass do not impress me in the least. Rather, I am inspired by people going into impoverished lands, building water tanks and educating the forgotten and ignored.

23. Creation and Inspiration are high on my hypothetical list of life goals.

24. Come tomorrow or next week, I am going to read this and not agree with at least a quarter of what I’ve written.

25. Thanks for reading, I know I tend to ramble when it comes to writing.

26. I could write waaayyyy more than 25 of these, but I’ll just go to number

27. because I don’t really like the numbers 25 or 26.

2.09.2009

Sawatdeekah!

I have returned to Korealand after an amazing two weeks in Thailand...it has been difficult to say the least. I have this nagging feeling that I've left a place that feels so right just to return to another place that doesn't quite fit. Even when I arrived in this country I had that feeling...but the hilarity of everything made it so much easier to deal with. As that comic relief has faded, I'm left with the knowledge that I am very much out of my element. I have decided to make two lists with my likes/dislikes of korea...

List Numero Uno: Jo-ayo (I like)

1. The food (refer to last post)
2. The incredible kindness of Korean People
3. My Students
4. The Public Transportation System
5. Proximity to other Asian countries (thailand, vietnam, phillipines, japan...to name a few)
6. old buddhist temples
7. Korean festivals for everything and anything
8. Korean babies and toddlers
9. Great networking amongst foreigners
10. My Korean friends (not many, but the ones i do have are great)
11. Funny English on signs, food products, etc.

List Number Dos: An-Jo-ayo (I no likey)
1. the Korean language
2. The obsession with pointless paper work
3. High Heels
4. Obsession with reflective surfaces
5. Hawking Loogies everywhere
6. Excessive construction
7. Kimchi vomit on the side walk
8. The great disparity between how people look (immaculate) and how the cities look (gross, dirty, run down, covered in spit and kimchi vomit)
9. Old Korean Ladies
10. Constant interrogation about rather personal issues ("How much money are you going to spend on your vacation?")
11. Beer Pong, Beer Pong, Beer Pong
12. Co workers "talking" all the freaking time (they are actually yelling/whining and i sit in the middle of the room and they are doing it right now and it drives me up the damn wall)
13. Overprotectiveness on the part of my co workers, they are worse than a stereotypical mother--which mine never was, so i'm even less used to it...i can cross the street just fine thank you; and no, i did not eat breakfast this morning, but i will survive-- i'm not diabetic.
14. And the thing that i dislike the most about korea is it's complete and utter lack of good music...it is just awful both the korean pop and the western music that they adopt. it's bad


finisheee for now, maybe i'll add more later.

The Food Issue

Anyang!
I hope this finds you all well in the new year, slightly and happily plump from holiday feasts! In light of the delicious food that is consumed the world over in hopes of negating the cold or just plain dreariness that seems to come hand-in-hand with December and January, I have decided to write a bit on the food of South Korea. That, and it seems like people have had more questions than usual regarding the cuisine. This is hard time of year for my family, family friends and myself, and, since Evan was such a lover of food and culinary arts, this write up is in his memory...I think he would enjoy it.

Korean food is overall spicy, spicy, spicy and very healthy. They use a lot of chili peppers, chili paste, garlic and soy products as well as veggies and the eastern staple--rice (bap in Korean). They also eat a lot of seafood (Korea is a relatively small peninsula with many rivers), and plenty of meat (beef, pork, chicken, duck....dog). Of course, there is one dish that is found at every single meal, even at non-korean establishments--the world renowned Kimchi (cabbage that is smothered with crushed red pepper and garlic and then fermented in huge underground ceramic containers...it also comes in a "white" variety without the pepper paste, in several cubed radish varieties, and with other vegetables, such as cucumber).

Traditional Meals
Every meal (Breakfast, lunch and dinner) in a traditional Korean household and restaurant consists of Soup, Rice and Kimchi at the very least. There are usually other side dishes and a main dish as well, but these are like the three sisters of Korean food. The soups here are pretty spectacular, and very spicy. There is Kimchi-chi-gae, a kimchi stew...but you'd still have a kimchi side dish with this. Another popular one is Tone-chang-chi-gae, a soy bean paste soup with tofu and veggies, it also has meat or fish sometimes. It smells AWFUL, I don't know what to compare it to...like something died in a soiled gym bag and sat for a couple of days, but it tastes great! When we have it at school, the whole place stinks for a few hours; but we all know what we're having for lunch. The other widely eaten soup is kong-na-mul-guk which is bean sprout soup, it is supposed to be one of the soups good for hangovers (As the science teacher at my school says every single time we eat bean sprouts "they aspirate alcohol from the liver"--how he knows the word aspirate I have no idea). If one is hungover (as many Koreans are much of the time) there is another panaceal soup that i've never had. It is made out of fresh blood and veggies--oh so mashissoyo (delicious).... There are myriad other soups that i could describe but i don't really have the time, and you probably don't really care so here's a brief list: Ox bone soup, bulgogi soup, duck and sesame leaf stew, spicy egg, garlic shoot and zucchini soup.

Side dishes (pan-chan) vary from place to place, but you always have them, and at least one of them is a type of kimchi. Others include kongchaban (my favorite!)--soy beans fried in soy sauce and sesame seeds; pickled bean sprouts (kong-na-mul); kim (dried seaweed); little dried anchovies (meo-ol-chi); sliced octopus tentacles (nak-chi); pa-jon ("Korean Pizza" actually more like korean pancakes with green onion and other veggies in it); this weird jello stuff made from acorns (toto-ri-muk); pickled radish discs; hunks of fish (sometimes heads, guts, scales and all!), and many, many others. Some places will give you twelve side dishes between two people whereas others will just give kimchi and one or two other side dishes.

One major note: All of these things are shared by the whole table! Usually each person has a small plate/bowl thing to themselves, it is about the size and shape of an ash tray, and you can put food here if you want. Usually, though, we just pick up and eat directly from the dishes in the center of the table. The only thing that each person has to themselves is a little silver bowl of rice. Oh, and we often sit on the floor--we have to take our shoes off in the entryway of the restuarant.

For lunch and dinner there is usually some kind of protein involved in the form of tofu, seafood or meat. Us waeguks (foreigners) tend to stick with Bulgoggi, Galbi, and Sam-Gyeop-Sal. Bulgoggi means "Fire meat" and it is beef or pork, sometimes marinated, cooked on a grill in the middle of the table. Galbi means rib meat, and it is marinated as well--it is really tasty. Sam -gyeop-sal means "three stripes of fat pork" aka bacon with three strips of fat in it. It is different from American bacon though--it hasn't been cured so it's lacking the salt and delicious nitrates. All of these are ordered by the serving (app. 100-200g/serving) and the server brings out a plate of raw meat, some kitchen scissors and some tongs. You then throw this on the grill, wait for it to cook a bit, cut it up, wait for it to cook a bit more, then wrap it up in a piece of lettuce with a wedge of garlic, some red meat sauce stuff and whatever else you'd like in the wrap. It's extremely tasty, and surprisingly good for you. At these places we usually put some kimchi on the grill (helps cut the bitterness), as well as some of the garlic wedges. These meals are generally insanely cheap too--easily running less than 10 bucks per person for filling meal.

For a special treat for us Yeoju-ers, we go to the duck (Ori) restaurant--it is phenomenal, and if anyone makes it here I will treat you to a meal there for sure. You know how sometimes duck is too greasy? Well, it is perfect at this place--slow roasted on a spit over a wood fire. You can smell the place from about a block away and it is freaking amazing...you can order half or whole ducks that are brought to your table pre-sliced. You just give 'em a quick sizzle on the griddle and they're ready to go. It also comes with a delectible dipping sauce...mmmmm i want some right now...

Other entrees include tokk-galbi (rice cakes, chicken and cabbage grilled with spicy red sauce), bim-bim-bap (rice, bean sprouts, carrot shavings, dried seaweed, cucumber, red sauce, sesame oil and a poached/fried egg), kim bap (like a sushi roll), mandu (steamed dumplings, often in a soup, filled with either kimchi or pork). One, that sounds not so appetizing, is one if my favorites. It's called samething like Tolso-bap...something like that. It is very simple but pretty tasty. A very hot bowl filled with rice is placed in front of you and you are given an extra silver bowl. You fill the extra bowl with the rice from the super hot bowl. There should be some browned residual rice left in the really hot bowl, which is then filled with hot water and left to sit. The meal is eaten--rice, side dishes adn fish, and then the hot rice water finishes it all off. I really like it for some reason...it tastes good! it must have been some peasant food back in the day or something....All of these are cheap and delicious.

Not-So-Traditional Meals
Other things we often eat are Pizza (pretty damn good--sometimes has interesting toppings like crab and mayonaisse, potato wedges, and corn) and fried chicken (Koreans, to contradict the very healthy traditional food, have adopted some of the best frying techniques i've tasted). Pizza is one way to get cheese, which is sadly lacking in Korea (Thank you dad for the delicious, albeit expensive, shipment of chese in december!!). There are also street carts everywhere that serve corndogs, fried crab sticks, rice cakes on a stick, fried fish paste on a stick, tokkboki (rice cakes with red sauce and the fried fish paste all in one dish!), Fried dough filled with sweet black bean paste in the shape of fish, little tiny dough balls filled with black bean paste in the shape of walnuts, roasted sweet potatoes and fruits (right now clementines are everywhere).

In Seoul, one can eat just about anything from Bennigan's American cuisine to small greek restaurants, these places are pretty expensive though, so we rarely go. In Yeoju, we have a couple of japanese places (one with sushi and tempura another with Shabu Shabu), some chinese joints (they serve rice or noodles with this thick black soy bean reduction) and a pretty good Italian place (the man who works there is really cool--learned in italy, built his own brick oven). The rest are Korean, pizza and chicken. And last, but certainly not least, is everyone's college staple--Ramen Noodles. I have eaten far more here than I ever ate in college. To be fair though, they are much better in Korea than in the states--it is served in many restaurants as a matter of fact. Many Koreans will jazz up their ram-yon with fresh cut green onion and an egg.

Deserts, Snacks, Drinks
Koreans have major sweet tooth for sure. I've eaten more cake here than I would have ever eaten at home in the same amount of time. The cake is slightly different, a little less sweet and lighter--pretty good overall. Cake is eaten for so many celebrations--birthdays, new co workers, holidays, no school days, just for shits... Some of my fellow English teachers do not like the snacks here, but I, for one, find them delicious....maybe a little too delicious. I've noticed the kilograms slowly rising :( !! There are chips and crackers and candy and cookies...mmmm. Peppero sticks are the best. They are these long cookie sticks that are dipped in chocolate. November 11 is actually Peppero Day (because it looks like pepperos--11/11). It was definitely founded by Lotte, the makers of pepperos. There are also what i call Korean pringles...mmmmmm...

The only way I can get myself to not get the snacks is to tell myself that the excessive packaging, and the consequential waste from said packaging, is not worth the deliciousness. The wrapping of some of these things is just disgusting. Chocolate bars for example: usually it is a bag (think new hershey's bags) , inside the bag is a box, inside the box is a plastic container, inside the plastic container is the chocolate---much smaller than expected, and sometimes, if you're really really lucky, the chocolate inside the plastic container inside the box inside the bag is individually wrapped. So, to do a very small part for my floral and faunal friends (as well as the myriad people affected by excessive consumption of the industrial world) I abstain from most of these snacks. I thank my environmentalist side for keeping my thighs in line :)....although, as i type this, i am eating some cadbury chocolate, not much packaging, but shipped here from Australia...you win some you lose some i guess.

And as for drinks...I drink a lot of water, orange juice, and soy milk. I miss coffee, like real coffee. My school, as well as most eating establishments, have "coffee machines." These machines put about a shot of sugar, a shot of powdered cream, a couple grains of instant coffee and then enough ridiculously hot water to make it liquid....I think I get more of a sugar high from it than anything. The big sports drink in Korea is appetizingly called "Pocari Sweat," yup, sweat...it's pretty good though, not as sweet as gatorade and just as full of electrolytes. Another popular "drink" is this strange vitamin beverage...they come in small brown glass bottles and are apparently full of vitamin C or Ginseng or some other very important nutrient. They either taste like a whole bunch of smarties dissolved in water or like a medicine cabinet. I actually haven't had one in a while!

What else...Sometimes we get these pouches filled with "extracts" usually from something like pumpkins or onions or pears. They are okay, scary to drink though--you gotta cut open the pouch and try not to spill it everywhere---no straws like with capri suns. Of course, there is coke--and i do drink my fair share of it. It comes in the tall skinny cans, 250 mL. I think it tastes a little better too. The soy milk i drink is super good. It's found in most convenience stores, and is often kept warm in this little hot box thing that has canned coffee/tea/other drinks in it. There is one that is peanut flavored--yummy. There's also plain ol' milk, lots of juices (aloe juice is really good!), and any soda you could imagine.

So that's about it for my food issue, there are plenty of other foods and drinks to discuss, but this is long. I am leaving for vacation (to Thailand!!) tomorrow, so I will write when I return home. Links to some fun stuff are on the bottom of this e-mail, and please check out my blog if you haven't! I haven't updated in a while, but it's kind of fun: www.arexinkorearand.blogspot.com Peace and love to you all,
Alex

For some hiking pics click here: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2506892&l=6bb73&id=8600337

Here are some Holiday pics (halloween, turkey day, etc):http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2506853&l=62a6e&id=8600337

A four day retreat with the kiddies:http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2506790&l=8b465&id=8600337

And then there was Chicken University:http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2506743&l=a1a6a&id=8600337